Oh…No…

Lyrics

Well, I called up my girlfriend last night,
said, hey, you wanna go for a bite?
I was thinkin’ enchiladas, chips and queso, maybe margs and rice?
she said, hell yeah, that does sound kinda nice…

we got down to the place we called our favorite spot,
ate our food, and we had ourselves a ball,
night was goin’ perfect, then it hit the wall…

Oooooo,
my girl went poo poo…
oooooo,
those leggings were new new…
woah…
that waiter said “oh eww”
ha…
the other patrons there, they just went “P.U.”
ohhh,
my girlfriend ate some queso, and doo-doo’d…

Now, we’re on our way home, and I hear an “oh no”
the bubble guts rumble, and she’s like “I’ma blow!”
I slam the brakes I said “aw hell naw girl, no you won’t! not in my seat honey, get out! shit on the road!”
but she didn’t, and she blew chunks, all over the leather,
I smacked the steering wheel because it’s really hot weather,
and now the drive home gonna make me wanna puke…
girl…why’d you have to go an poo-poo…

stankin’ like a opossum hit by old man Boone,
in his farm truck cookin, with a 352,
honey that shit smell like it’s straight outta Hell,
and I’m tryna be nice to you…
but gah dayum baby, you need to sit on the roof…
because this here smells like death,
and I don’t think the detail shop, will be able to wash the stains of this nuclear nacho poop…

Oooooo,
my girl went poo poo…
oooooo,
those leggings were new new…
woah…
that waiter said “oh eww”
ha…
the other patrons there, they just went “P.U.”
ohhh,
my girlfriend ate some queso, and doo-doo’d…

Oooooo,
my girl went poo poo…
oooooo,
those leggings were new new…
woah…
that waiter said “oh eww”
ha…
the other patrons there, they just went “P.U.”
ohhh,
my girlfriend ate some queso, and doo-doo’d…