James and His Jort Shorts

Lyrics

[Verse]
James wears his jort shorts strutting in style
Mows all the lawns with a confident smile
Trimming the hedges like a gardening knight
In his denim armor facing daylight

[Verse 2]
Chasing the sun on his rusty old bike
Leads the parade with a horn and a mic
Helping old Missus Tate cross the street
Makes every doorway a place to greet

[Chorus]
James in his jort shorts he does it all
From firefighting duties to answering the call
In denim cut high he's fearless and free
Here's all the things he does you'll agree

[Verse 3]
Fixes the car with a wrench in his hand
Knows all the tunes of our hometown band
Dancing at dusk in the middle of town
Never a moment when he's feeling down

[Chorus]
James in his jort shorts he does it all
From firefighting duties to answering the call
In denim cut high he's fearless and free
Here's all the things he does you'll agree

[Verse 4]
Cooks up a storm in that kitchen of his
Grilling the burgers with plenty of fizz
Reads bedtime stories with voices so grand
Children all know him as the best in the land