The Ballad of Vernon

Lyrics

[Verse]
Vernon steps in, no coat in the chill,
Arms swinging long, giving folks the thrill,
Beats his chest proud, a jungle king's roar,
Advice flows out, but folks just ignore.

[Chorus]
Vernon's got the reach, flexing mighty strong,
Unsolicited wisdom, always got it wrong,
King of the office, no fur in the snow,
Long arms waving as the cold winds blow.

[Verse 2]
Vernon strolls by, tips dropping every hour,
Holds court on the floor, trying to flex power,
Never mind the draft, skin turns blue,
Employees nod quickly, eyes look through.

[Chorus]
Vernon's got the reach, flexing mighty strong,
Unsolicited wisdom, always got it wrong,
King of the office, no fur in the snow,
Long arms waving as the cold winds blow.

[Bridge]
Beat his chest like he Tarzan in the wild,
Advice in the wind, floating like a paper child,
Reaching for the stars, arms stretched high,
Vernon in the office, making grown folks sigh.

[Verse 3]
Never wears a coat, walks like he a boss,
Weather don't phase him, teeth might frost,
Long arms swinging, touches every desk,
King of the stretch, leaving folks perplexed.