Colin's Catastrophe

Lyrics

[Verse]
O baby Colin let it rip with a blast
A sound like thunder shakin' hearts so fast
His face turned red he didn’t see it coming
A fart so loud you’d think the world was humming

[Verse 2]
He looked to the left then he looked to the right
All folks around him got a humorous fright
Eyes wide open they couldn't believe
The damage done by Colin with a breeze

[Chorus]
O Colin Colin what have you done
Turned a quiet room into a riot of fun
You shook the chairs and rattled the walls
With a mighty gust you broke all the laws

[Verse 3]
The dogs were barking and the cats did flee
The birds stopped singing even in the tree
People laughed so hard they were rolling on the floor
Colin's fart made the town folklore

[Bridge]
He turned and grinned a mischievous gleam
Said that’s a talent nothing is as supreme
With a twinkling eye and a playful heart
Colin’s comedy is off the chart

[Chorus]
O Colin Colin what have you done
Turned a quiet room into a riot of fun
You shook the chairs and rattled the walls
With a mighty gust you broke all the laws