Jägermeister

Lyrics

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### **Jägermeister Disstrack**

**Verse 1**
You call yourself a drink? More like a cheap shot,
With that sticky, herbal crap, man, you’re just like a bot.
Pouring down my throat, but I taste the regret,
Jägermeister, you clown, I’m on a real drink set.

Bitter like your face when I call you a joke,
Trying to be classy, but you’re just a bad hoax.
Those little green bottles, thinking you’re all that,
But I’ll roast your ass right here, no need to hold back.

**Chorus (Japanese)**
お前はクズだ、飲み物じゃない (Omae wa kuzu da, nomimono ja nai)
ジンやウイスキーには勝てない (Jin ya uisukī ni wa katenai)
下手くそなハーブ、もう飲みたくない (Hetakuso na hābu, mō nomitakunai)
Jägermeisterよ、さよならだ、さあ失せろ (Jägermeister yo, sayonara da, sā usero)

**Verse 2**
Mix you with some Red Bull, think you’re a party fave?
But you’re just a headache, man, you’re such a slave.
To the wannabe nights, where you think you shine bright,
But I’ll take these real shots, and you’ll fade out of sight.

Tasting like regret, that’s your whole brand,
I’d rather take a water than have you in my hand.
You think you’re a legend? Just a wannabe king,
Jäger, you’re pathetic, can’t handle what I bring.

**Chorus (Japanese)**
お前はクズだ、飲み物じゃない (Omae wa kuzu da, nomimono ja nai)
ジンやウイスキーには勝てない (Jin ya uisukī ni wa katenai)
下手くそなハーブ、もう飲みたくない (Hetakuso na hābu, mō nomitakunai)
Jägermeisterよ、さよならだ、さあ失せろ (Jägermeister yo, sayonara da, sā usero)

**Bridge**
So save your weak shots for the kids at the bar,
I’m sipping on the real stuff, driving fast in my car.
You think you got the flavor? More like bitter defeat,
In this game of taste, you’re the one hit by heat.

Taunting all the fools who think you bring the fun,
But I’ll raise my glass to real drinks, ‘cause I’ve already won.
So step back, Jäger, and hear what I say,
When it comes to the crown, you’re just in the way.

**Outro**
So drown in your herbs, keep your twisted pride,
You’re a fading memory on this wild ride.
Jägermeister, you know, you ain’t worth the fight,
So here’s my final toast, to a truly bad night!

**Chorus (Japanese)**
お前はクズだ、飲み物じゃない (Omae wa kuzu da, nomimono ja nai)
ジンやウイスキーには勝てない (Jin ya uisukī ni wa katenai)
下手くそなハーブ、もう飲みたくない (Hetakuso na hābu, mō nomitakunai)
Jägermeisterよ、さよならだ、さあ失せろ (Jägermeister yo, sayonara da, sā usero)

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