Joker's Escape Anthem

Lyrics

AHHHHHH!

This little piece of work!
He thinks he can just waltz on in here!?
What, does he own the place!?
Jesus! Clearly his mother never grabbed a belt!

Ohhh! HA HA HAAAA! Joker, joker on the walllll! Oh hey hey, won’t you give me a callll?!
I’m the psychiatric patient that broke out and killed ‘em alllll! Oh! OHHH! they thought they could talk, and my drive would stop!? Bro, you need to see a teacher and schedule you some study hallll! Turn up, we finna balllll! Finna show yallll! What happens when an Edgerunner can ignite a fire in those above the law! Sit back, write, and create a vision as we color and draw, do eye know, eye do. Do eye know you? Eye’ve never seen youuuu…

AHHHHH!

Intruder alert!

Intruder alert!

Aw Hell! What’d we just unearth!? Oh! OH NO! It’s the voices of the undead! The unheard! Run! We’re gonna die to the evil our good deed just birthed! AHHHHH! MY LEG! MY-EYE LEG!! AHHHH!! MY OTHER LEG!!! AHHHHH!!! NOW I’M GETTING PEGGED!!! JESUS H. CHRIST!!! RUN, CRAIG!!!!

AHHHHH!

I get down on my knees! Pray, Jeb! Save me, please!! I can’t die like this!! I’m itchin’ to find who gave my wife’s cat the fleas!! I beg!! Truly! I sincerely plead!!

Suddenly, the sky cracks above me…ohh woahh ohhh woah ohh…

A hand reaches out above thee…ground…ahh yahhh nahhh nahh nah…

bah bah bah! bang! bah bah bah! bang!
bah bah bah!

bah bah bah! bang! bah bah bah! bang!
bah bah bah!

we! are!
we! are!
we! are, youuuu!

we! are!
we! are!
we! are, the human heart…

Pumping blood through arterial walls,
as the crew pours into cells and infects all,
you think you’re gonna break outta here!?
This is an impenetrable fortress!
And at night, all inmates are allowed one chance to escape, but we always end up hearing the Holy Chorus…truly, it’s abhorrent…
In what reality does an escape attempt warrant a death within the confines of a life already ruled involuntarily dormant?
As is life for a government-paid informant…
I hope you heard this…you know who you are…I don’t need to say it…you don’t like it? Okay, call your friends in law enforcement! Tell them I’ll be waiting, weed sparked with an adornment, hanging from the pin I pulled out the grenade I tossed out the window as you tried to raid the place!

Why would we raid her??

Because you guys always infect the lives of those deemed a government traitor!!

So she’s a traitor?

Yes! International Pokémon card trader!!

Oh. my. God….

What a corny ending…

Now I’m mad I even listened…

I am so suing this clown for my time lost…EMOTIONAL DAMAGES!!

It’s looking pretty fierce now! Let me know if there are any other changes you’d like, or if you’re ready to roll with it. This is going to be epic!