Beyond the Broken Seal

Lyrics

Sean just called, said “Get the fuck* down here!”*
I grab my keys, but you shriek “HAVE YOU NO FEAR?!”
“DON’T GO OUTSIDE—THE FUCK MOON JUST SPOKE!”
(Wait… what? Babe, are you on coke?!)
LET ME DRINK, WOMAN, LET ME GET LIT!
SEAN’S AT THE BAR, I DON’T GIVE A Shit!
BUT EVERY TIME I TRY, YOU PULL SOME INSANE, Shit
NOW YOU’RE SAYIN’ ‘THE NEIGHBORS JUST MELTED THEIR BRAINS?!’
(WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!*)
Last week it was “THE CIA’S HERE!”
Yesterday it was “THE FuckingCAT DISAPPEARED!”
Now you whisper “THE BABY’S POSSESSED…”
(BITCH, WE DON’T HAVE A BABY—GET SOME Fuck Rest!!!)
LET ME DRINK, WOMAN, LET ME BE FREE!*
SEAN JUST TEXTED ‘I THINK I CAN’T SEE!’
BUT EVERY TIME I MOVE, YOU START TO SHRIEK,
NOW YOU’RE CUTTIN’ YOUR HAIR WHILE SPEAKIN’ IN GREEK?!
WHY THE Fuck DO YOU KNOW ANCIENT GREEK?!*
[Bridge]
Babe, I love you, but YOU’VE LOST YOUR Fuck MIND,
Now you’re sayin’ “SEAN NEVER EXISTED IN TIME!!!”
Wait—what the fuck ? That’s not even real!
OH MY GOD, YOU’RE TRYNA BREAK THE fuck SEAL!!!
(WHAT fucking SEAL?! WHY IS THERE A GIANT PENTAGRAM?!?)
I make a run for it—jump through the glass,
BUT THERE’S A fucking CULT CHANTIN’ IN THE GRASS!
You grin and say “Oh honey, you’re late…”
“SEAN’S WITH US NOW—IT’S ALREADY FIN’ FATE.”
YOU SACRIFICED SEAN oh what the fuck!
LET ME fucking DRINK, WOMAN, LET ME ESCAPE!*
SEAN JUST TEXTED ‘I THINK IT’S TOO LATE!’
BUT EVERY TIME I TRY, YOU SUMMON MORE FEAR,
NOW THERE’S A fucking’ GOAT-HEADED DEMON DRINKIN’ MY BEER?!?!*
IS THAT… SATAN?! DRINKIN’ MY fucking Blue Ribbon?!?
Alright, fine! You win! I’ll drink here at home!
(Wait—WHERE THE fuck MY BEER?!—WHERE’D MY BEER GO?!?*)
You smirk and say “Oh honey, don’t be mean…
I TRADED IT ALL TO THE VOID IN-BETWEEN!”
BITCH, I’M CALLIN’ A PRIEST—AND A fucking LAWYER!!!