The misadventures of Peanut Porton

Lyrics

[INTRO]
It’s a beautiful day, sun shining bright,
But trouble’s brewing, oh what a sight,
Feeling kinda wild, got a plan in play,
Gonna take a stand, come what may!
[VERSE 1]
I’m eyeing JFK, sniper set right,
Loading up my thoughts, I’m ready to fight,
A little heavy on my mind, but here I go,
Stole his keyboard, now the tensions grow.
He sent an orbital strike, what a twist,
Kidnapped my spouse—man, did I miss!
Crispy cream in the balance, I can't back down,
So I shot his dog named butter brown between the eyes, In this crazy game, I won’t wear a frown.
[CHORUS]
It’s a beautiful day, chaos in the air,
Fighting for my crispy cream, yeah, I’m laying it bare,
With a laser beam shining, giving it my all,
When the world gets tough, I’ll be standing tall!
[VERSE 2]
Five stars on the top left, I’m feeling the heat,
Dodging all the drama, can’t accept defeat,
My heart’s racing fast with this battle ahead,
My dad named dread tore off his head, Facing down the odds, no turning back instead.
Enemies surround me, the stakes are high,
But I’m fueled by passion, reaching for the sky,
Through all the madness, I know what’s true,
Crispy cream is my weapon, and it’s breaking through!
[CHORUS]
It’s a beautiful day, chaos in the air,
Fighting for my love, yeah, I’m laying it bare,
With a laser beam shining, giving it my all,
When the world gets tough, I’ll be standing tall!
[BRIDGE]
Oh, the world can throw its punches,
But I’ll keep on dodging,
With hope as my plot armor,
A man that keeps on prodding!
I’ll rescue my soulmate, no hiding away,
In the midst of the chaos, we’ll find our way.
[CHORUS]
It’s a beautiful day, chaos in the air,
Fighting for my love, yeah, I’m laying it bare,
With a laser beam shining, giving it my all,
When the world gets tough, I’ll be standing tall!
[OUTRO]
So here’s to the battles, the laughter and 911 was an inside job and I know who did it!