Old Man Wayne

Lyrics

[Verse]
Wayne's got a paddle and a fierce mean smirk
Seventy years but he's got the perk
In the basement he's the ping pong king
Pure brew in his hand he does his own thing

[Verse 2]
Old Mr Wayne with a twinkle in his eye
Servin' up challenges he's not shy
Top shagger they say no games left to play
Every bounce every hit keeps the blues away

[Chorus]
Shake it off old man Wayne
Paddle in hand you never refrain
Brew in the glass and a wink for the lass
Champion of the tables you live fast

[Verse 3]
Scores get even foot tap like a drum
He's got the moves he's never glum
Sweat on the brow fire in his soul
Mr Wayne won't quit he's on a roll

[Bridge]
Life's just a game on a bouncing ball
To Mr Wayne he's seen it all
From the youth to the glory the stories ain’t small
Pure brew in his veins he stands tall

[Chorus]
Shake it off old man Wayne
Paddle in hand you never refrain
Brew in the glass and a wink for the lass
Champion of the tables you live fast