Lyrics

[INTRO]
In the heart of the sea, where the waves crash and foam,
There lives a man named Kevin, who's far from alone.
With a spirit so strong, on that deck shines his pride,
An offshore deck foreman, he takes the stride.

[VERSE 1]
Wakes up with the dawn, sun rises on his face,
The ocean's his office, in that rugged embrace.
Pat’s moaning beside him, oh, it’s a long day,
But Kevin just smiles, keeps the darkness at bay.

[CHORUS]
Oh, Kevin Bain, with the salt in his veins,
On his offshore throne, he’s planting the gains.
With Google as his guide, he'll navigate the storm,
In the garden of the deck, where he feels so warm.

[VERSE 2]
Inverness is home, but his heart’s in football,
Cheering for that team, like a peedofiles dream
The bosses, they grind, like the waves in a storm,
But he carries the weight, keeps his spirit warm.

[CHORUS]
Oh, Kevin Bain, with the salt in his veins,
On his offshore throne, he’s planting the gains.
With Google as his guide, he'll navigate the storm,
In the garden of the deck, where he feels so warm.

[BRIDGE]
Now he stopped with the smokes, and the weight’s creeping high,
But he trades in the struggle for the clear, open sky.
Planting dreams by the waves, where the dolphins play,
With pride in his heart, he’s carving his way.

[VERSE 3]
With every knot tied tight, and the ropes in his hand,
He’s crafting a world, like a masterful band.
Though Pat moans, and the bosses drive him wild,
Kevin’s got resilience, just like a child.

[CHORUS]
Oh, Kevin Bain, with the salt in his veins,
On his deck foreman throne, he’s planting the gains.
With Google as his guide, he'll navigate the storm,
In the garden of the deck, where he feels so warm.

[OUTRO]
So here’s to the chuckter, with waves in his hair,
Living life to the fullest, without a single care.
Kevin Bain,