Lyrics

[Verse]
Oh, Zach’s quite a charmer in manners and style,
He orders his steak with a confident smile.
But once the desserts start to come into view,
You’ll find he’s excusing himself from the loo.

[Chorus]
Oh, Zach, Zach, the disappearing act,
Slip out the back and never look back.
The check’s on the table, the waiter’s aghast,
Zach’s on the run, and he’s leaving fast.

[Verse]
He waves to the staff, "I'll be right back,"
They never suspect it’s part of his act.
The bathroom’s his portal, his great getaway,
He won’t see the tip jar for many a day.

[Chorus]
Oh, Zach, Zach, the master of the sneak,
Slippin' away week after week.
While others are stuck with their fix of the bill,
Zach’s on the pavement, traversing the hill.

[Bridge]
He’s sly as a fox and quick as a breeze,
The maître d' just sighs, “This again, please!”
Oh, Zach and his trick, such a mischievous spree,
But someday a check will come with a guarantee.

[Verse]
One day he’ll be caught in a waiter’s embrace,
A tap on the shoulder, a look on his face.
They’ll say, “Mister Zach, your luck’s running thin,
Now how ‘bout you pay—plus the tip—for your sin?”