Are You Fartin in Our Bathtub?

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Me and Whiskers got that purple ish gray hair with Hot pink streaks catchin' in the bathroom night He's passed out sleeping, don't mind it at all I'm soakin' in the tub on a Saturday night stinky Steam risin' up around my face Just me, the water, and this private space [Chorus] 'Cause love ain't always pretty, baby Love is wild and true Love is laughin' at yourself When there's nothin' left but you Me and him, we're crazy And I wouldn't change a thing Even when the truth comes out In the strangest way it swings [Verse 2] Bubbles poppin', water warm and deep Then it happened, a machine gun blast right in the tub to my feet Echoed through that bathroom, broke his sleep Whiskers sat up quick, eyes wide fast He rubbed his face and let out a groan "Are you fartin' in our bathtub?" [Chorus] 'Cause love ain't always pretty, baby Love is wild and true Love is laughin' at yourself When there's nothin' left but you Me and him, we're crazy And I wouldn't change a thing Even when the truth comes out In the strangest way it swings [Bridge] He climbed back in without a word Just smiled that smile I love him so much We both just laughed at what occurred Two cat souls tangled, holdin' near [Chorus] 'Cause love ain't always perfect, honey Love is real and raw Love is knowin' all of me And lovin' what you saw Me and him, we're somethin' Wild and weird and free And that's the sweetest melody