Fukkin Pelican Hellstorm

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WELCOME TO THE LAND OF DUMB PELICANS!!!!!! I AM A MELTING WOODEN STICK WITH SOFTENED BUTTER COVERING IIIIIIIIT!!!!!!! FFFFUUUUUK!!!!!!!!!!! TERRIBLE GUITAR MAKERS STEPPING ON CHEESE, AND THE HECTIC RANGERS GIVE PIECES OF FUKKING FUZZ TO ANGERED BABIES WHEN THEY WANT THEM BECAUSE IF THEY DON'T, A LUMPY DOG WILL POUR SPAGHETTI JUICE ONTO THE BALD HEAD OF A KURDISH LESBIAN!!!!!!!! STONE TOAST!!!!!!!!!!!!! FRAUDULENT MOCK-TURTLENECK BLIMPS ARE FLYING THROUGH THE GROUND, AND THE FINGERNAIL TREES ARE POOPING OUT GIANT ORBS OF VASELINE SHITT!!!!!!!! FUKK BOXING GLOVES!!!!!!!!!!! SAPPHIRE TORNADOS JUMP OFF OF WHALES!!!!!!! RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO YOU WANT TO FEEL MY NINTENDO?!!!!!!!!! NO, I DON'T WANT TO FEEL YOUR NINTENDO!!!!!!!!! HOW 'BOUT NOW, YOU WANT TO FEEL MY NINTENDO?!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUKK IS THE DEAL WITH YOUR NINTENDO?!!!!!!!!! I'VE GOT THIS NINTENDO - WANNA FEEL IT?!!!!!!! GET THE FUKK AWAY FROM ME WITH YOUR FUKKING GOD DAMN NINTENDO!!!!!!!!!!! HOW ABOUT GOING TO THE MALL INSTEAD?!!!!!!!!!!! OH!!!! DO YOU WANT TO FEEL THE NINTENDOS AT THE MALL?!!!!!!!!!! FUKK NO!!!!!!!! WHY WOULD I WANT TO JUST FEEL A NINTENDO?!!!!!!! THAT'S WEIRD!!!!!!!!!!!! BECAUSE JERRY SPRINGER TOUCHED A NINTENDO BEFORE!!!!!!!!!!!