Tee Time in the Rough

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Verse 1 Arnold Palmer, the fucking King, Had one hell of a dirty swing, While other golfers chased their par, Arnie was chasing birds in bars! 😂⛳ He had the fame, he had the cash, And apparently loved a bit of crass, Women saw that famous grin, And thought, “Fuck me, let the bastard in!” 😂 Chorus Oh Arnie, Arnie, what a lad, Gary Player must’ve been fucking mad! While Gary was polishing up his putter, Arnie was making moves on his missus — utter gutter! 😂 Fore! Fore! Get out the way, The King was apparently on the pull today! Big reputation, bigger balls, He apparently never respected boundaries or walls! Verse 2 Gary Player had a lovely wife, Then Arnie apparently entered her life, Gary said, “What the fucking hell?” Arnie just grinned and rang the bell! 😂 Gary thought he’d won the Masters crown, Till Palmer apparently turned up in town, One minute Gary’s having a laugh, Next minute Arnie’s nicked his other half! Final Chorus So raise a glass to Arnold the King, The bastard apparently had quite a swing! Golfing legend, ladies’ man, Gary Player probably wasn’t his biggest fan! 😂⛳ Outro He won the Masters, he won the Open, And apparently left plenty of husbands broken. Gary learned the hard way, the poor fucking player: Never leave your missus alone with Arnold Palmer! 😂🍻⛳