Geezers in the Armoury

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Welcome to the armourers office Steel and solvent in the air Karl’s got coffee on his checklist Dinger’s fighting with a chair Moaning ‘bout the forms and the phone calls Groaning ‘bout the shift so long But the second that the radio crackles They’re both halfway through the song [Chorus] Karl and Dinger Absolute geezers Singing that chorus again (again, again) From the first dumb hook To the last wrong note Till it lives inside your head They service the steel They service the sound Turn every break into a crowd Karl and Dinger Absolute geezers Can’t stop singing it loud [Verse 2] Torque wrench tapping like a snare hit Bench light buzzing overhead Every gripe turns into banter Every rant gets overfed “These hours This boss This budget” They’d fill a season every week If they hit “record” on the toolbox You’d have a charting Talking streak [Chorus] Karl and Dinger Absolute geezers Singing that chorus again (again, again) From the first dumb hook To the last wrong note Till it lives inside your head They service the steel They service the sound Turn every break into a crowd Karl and Dinger Absolute geezers Can’t stop singing it loud [Bridge] One line on the radio Now it’s stuck all day Oil on their fingers But they clap anyway (hey!) Same three words On a loop On a loop By lunch the whole place Joins the two-man troupe [Chorus] Karl and Dinger Absolute geezers Singing that chorus again (again, again) From the first dumb hook To the last wrong note Till it lives inside your head They service the steel They service the sound Turn every gripe into a crowd Karl and Dinger Absolute geezers Can’t stop singing it loud (can’t stop, won’t stop, singing it loud)