DHS Anthem

Lyrics

Yo, yo, let me tell you 'bout the DHS crew,
Homeland Security, making sure we’re cool,
They keep us safe from threats, big and small,
Whether it’s cyber hacks or the mall's food court brawl!

Created in 2003, post-9/11’s strife,
They said, "Let’s protect this land, and give us some life!"
Border patrol, TSA, FEMA's got your back,
And cyber attacks? Yeah, they’re ready to attack!


DHS, keeping the world on lock,
They make sure we’re safe from that cyber shock,
Alejandro Mayorkas is running the show,
He’s the boss now, yo, he’s got the flow!


Mayorkas at the wheel, he’s the head of the game,
Been in charge since 2021, that’s his claim to fame!
He’s the man, no drama, no red tape,
Running things smooth, just like a pro, no escape!

From hurricanes to hackers, they’ve been on the grind,
Protecting the nation, one email at a time!
Did you know they have a secret agent vibe?
They even stop drones, like they’re spies in disguise!


DHS, keeping the world on lock,
They make sure we’re safe from that cyber shock,
Alejandro Mayorkas is running the show,
He’s the boss now, yo, he’s got the flow!


Yo, the salary ain’t bad, it’s kinda sweet,
Around 80K, you could grab a comfy seat,
Some positions even top that, yeah, it’s true,
Get yourself a government gig, what’s not to do?


They’ve done big things, like after 9/11’s scare,
Now we have TSA—security everywhere!
You gotta take your shoes off, they make you wait,
But hey, it’s for your safety, no need to hate!

They protect the air, land, sea, and sky,
When disaster strikes, they’re the first to fly by,
They handle cyber crimes, hurricanes, the whole lot,
Basically, DHS is like the nation’s security bot!


So here’s to DHS, with their mission so clear,
Guarding our land, keeping the bad guys near.
From Mayorkas at the helm to the paycheck so nice,
They keep it funny, they keep it tight, protecting day and night!