Lyrics

Yo ho, haul away, with a wallet full o’ coin,
A sailor bought some Bitcoin, and now the ship’s out o’ line!
Heave ho, jam the gears, the rigging’s gone astray,
Crypto’s sunk the captain’s gold, we’re cursed this salty day!
Oh, Jack was a sailor bold, with silver in his chest,
He heard o’ digital gold, said, “Fiat’s not the best!”
He swapped his rum for hashin’ power, a miner’s life to seek,
But the blockchain clogged the bilge pumps, now we’re takin’ on a leak!
Yo ho, haul away, with a wallet full o’ coin,
A sailor bought some Bitcoin, and now the ship’s out o’ line!
Heave ho, jam the gears, the rigging’s gone astray,
Crypto’s sunk the captain’s gold, we’re cursed this salty day!
The compass spun like wild winds, the helm’s a tangled mess,
Jack’s tradin’ on the high seas, with nodes and nothin’ less!
The cook cried, “Where’s me bacon? The galley’s gone to rot!”
Jack spent it all on satoshis, now starvation’s what we’ve got!
Yo ho, haul away, with a wallet full o’ coin,
A sailor bought some Bitcoin, and now the ship’s out o’ line!
Heave ho, jam the gears, the rigging’s gone astray,
Crypto’s sunk the captain’s gold, we’re cursed this salty day!
The captain roared, “Ye scallywag, ye’ve doomed us to the deep!”
The sails won’t hoist, the cannons jam, we’re sinkin’ in our sleep!
Jack grinned and checked his ledger, said, “I’m rich beyond the tide!”
But the crew all grabbed their cutlasses—nowhere left to hide!
Yo ho, haul away, with a wallet full o’ coin,
A sailor bought some Bitcoin, and now the ship’s out o’ line!
Heave ho, jam the gears, the rigging’s gone astray,
Crypto’s sunk the captain’s gold, we’re cursed this salty day!
So raise a glass to Sailor Jack, who dreamed o’ crypto fame,
He jammed the ship from stem to stern, and took the sea’s good name!
If ye chase the blockchain’s treasure, heed this shanty’s call,
For Bitcoin might just sink ye, crew and ship and all!