Lyrics

[INTRO]
Oh, oh, oh,
Itty bitty teeny weenie,
Get ready, here we go!

[VERSE 1]
He walks in with confidence, strutting down the hall,
But when it comes to action, he’s barely got it all.
A little bit of swagger, a whole lot of hype,
But when we hit the sheets, oh, it’s just a slip and slide.

[CHORUS]
Itty bitty teeny weenie little tiny short dick man,
Don’t let it get close, don’t touch with your hand.
Teenie weenie scrawny, skinny, thin lil' weenie,
Oh, I can barely feel it, is something even in me?

[VERSE 2]
He talks a big game, says he’s a superstar,
But when the moment comes, it’s just a flicker, not a spark.
With all the right moves, he thinks he’s gonna score,
But I’m just here thinking, is it in? I want more!

[CHORUS]
Itty bitty teeny weenie little tiny short dick man,
Don’t want it, don’t want it, won’t fulfill this plan.
Teenie weenie scrawny, screeniw
he’s reaching for the throne,
But when we hit the bed, I can’t even feel it’s goewwwn

[BRIDGE]
Oh, baby, don’t get me wrong,
It’s really not your fault,
But when we’re here together,
I’m just not feeling it at all!
Searching high and low, like where did you go,
Did he slip away, or slid out? Oh no?

[CHORUS]
Itty bitty teeny weenie little tiny short dick man,
Don’t let it get close, I just can’t understand.
Teenie weenie scrawny, can’t handle this again,
Uh, I can barely feel it, did he go in yet, my friend?

[OUTRO]
So if you’re gonna play, then play it with some pride,
We’re here for the thrill, not just a little ride.
Itty bitty teeny weenie just won’t make the cut,
Next time bring it bigger, or my legs may just might stay shut! Yea!