Pedro 4
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“Aaaaaah!!!” Pedro shrieked in pain as Zohan gleefully twisted the blade in circles which skewered Pedro’s entire digestive tract, leaving poop spilling out onto the concrete like an albino kid pouring Coco Puffs into his mom’s uterus and acid gushing out like a fat guy spraying a can of Monster’s energy drink into his dad’s chunky umbilical cord, all while singing Somewhere Over the Rainbow. Pedro then took his nuts and shoved it down Zohan’s throat prompting him to puke several liters of greenish-blue Fizzy Bubblech onto Pedro’s Elsa Costume.
Then all of a sudden they heard another shriek from up above.
“Huh?” Pedro wondered. “Who the hell is that?”
Zohan nearly fainted onto a pile of gay squirrels having sex, “That’s my wife! Oh my lovely, beautiful Dalia, I love you with so much of my heart that none is left to protest.”
Dalia bit off both of her ring fingers and spit them into the sewers. A herd of alligators fought over the fingers down below, while Swampy the Crocodile swooped in and crunched on the crispy wedding ring.
Dalia was livid. “No amount of Shakespeare will fix this! You agreed to stop fighting!”
Just then William Shakespeare came strolling by in an F1 Lamborghini sporting a crusty eye patch, while at least 69 strippers kept on peeling off his facial hair.
Zohan’s eyes lit up in shock, “Willy ith that thy? Thy sexy, linguistic bastard! Comith here buddy howith been!”
Shakespeare opened his trunk to reveal a collection of antique jars storing different viruses, including the fresh new COVID-19. “This ith whath I do now!”
Pedro grunted. This was all getting out of control. Adam Sandler movies coming to life, time-traveling William Shakespeare and just then a scorching meteor flew from the sky and crashed onto Willy’s vehicle leaving a pile of stripper ashes and Shakespeare’s second corpse. His hair remained littered there at the scene which looked like a dusty pile of scrambled eggs while a mystic black liquid continued to ooze it’s way out of Shakespeare’s butt.
While Pedro stood there in boredom, Zohan came to the rescue and began licking Shakespeare’s dead butt by sticking his tongue through the crack and joyously screeching after tasting some meaty feces mixed with bile and gastric juice. Meanwhile Dalia began pulling Shakespeare’s corn dog as if it were a bungee cord. Dalia finally pulled the tan banana out of Will’s body proceeding to stagger backwards, slip on a donkey’s antlers and split her head on a set of spikes piercing her body and leaving what looked like a messy, slippery Joel Embiid-Buttcheese Joey casserole.
Pedro sighed as the scene went on. A stampede of crazy, Indian coronavirus victims stormed towards the meteor, shouting “We found the cure!”
Pedro sighed, “These guys are fucking idiots!”
He sheathed a smelly, chicken drumstick from his nose and then enlarged it with his Largizer machine. Then he tossed the drumstick on to the group of corona rioters smashing them like suave masala doshas.
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