Lyrics

[INTRO]
Oh, Lucy, you little pup,
You’re the queen of my heart, but what’s up?
With your little antics, always on the floor,
Let me tell the world what you’ve got in store.

[VERSE 1]
Woke up this mornin’, stepped on something gross,
It’s my dog Lucy, she’s the floor’s biggest host.
She trots around with that wagging tail,
But every time she squats, it’s a brand new tale.

[CHORUS]
Lucy, oh Lucy, what’s your game?
Pissing on my coat? It’s always the same.
Eating your own turd, licking my face,
You’re the furry tornado, leaving your trace.

[VERSE 2]
Every sock and shoe, they’re at risk today,
Leave ‘em on the floor, and she’ll show you the way.
The way to the bathroom—oh wait, that’s a lie,
She’ll decorate the carpet while I sigh and cry.

[CHORUS]
Lucy, oh Lucy, what’s your game?
Pissing on my coat? It’s always the same.
Eating your own turd, licking my face,
You’re the furry tornado, leaving your trace.

[BRIDGE]
And when that fart slips out, oh what a roar,
The stench fills the room; can’t take it anymore.
But even with your messes and your little surprise,
You’re still my sweet pup, the joy in my eyes.

[VERSE 3]
So here’s to my Lucy, the little queen bee,
I love you through it all, oh can’t you see?
You might be a rascal, but you’re my best friend,
Together we’ll laugh, let the end never end.

[CHORUS]
Lucy, oh Lucy, what’s your game?
Pissing on my coat? It’s always the same.
Eating your own turd, licking my face,
You’re the furry tornado, leaving your trace.

[OUTRO]
So yeah, you’re a handful, but I wouldn’t trade,
All your silly moments, the chaos you’ve made.
My precious Lucy, my furry delight,
With you by my side, everything feels right.