Lyrics

(“aaaaahemmmmmm ek is 'n fokken seksmasjien 'n seksvonds soos Weinstein seks misdaadtoneel”)
if I remember your eye colour
it’s cause you got small boobs
behind every fat chick’s a glamour
BITCH MOVE
Aint black but I love me some roots
im kunta kin-tay on the juice
reparations paid in
pussy juice
i make thunder
they call me zues
do sixtney nine
I pay my dues
sperm count so high
swallows after she chews
cock on the menu
it’s a superfood
covered in this bitches fondu
got me really in the mood
so much movement like (“me too”)
this sex is just so taboo
straight up nasty like voodoo
Dispicable me,
bad ass like grew
minion bitches for my crew
lexy on me
doing ju jit zu
Tammys begging for
some clitty kung fu
she’s loves the way I parlay-voo
and Tori’s brought
the whole film crew
and turned the sex
into a porn shoot
these girls are acting rather lewd
got snoop dog playing on a loop
this is band camp
and I’m the flute
this rusty trumboners on tune
im Pepe Le pew the looney toone
I love my pussy but I don’t spoon
im a playboy
so call me Hue
posing for me in the nude
her centrefold is quite the view
front page spread of the news
these bitches are my only muse
this pussy pink my favourite hue

less chitty chat
more kitty cat
come hit the sack
don’t mean cat nap
sex so off tap
this lap cat wants
to get kidnapped
get on the cat naaap
makes the sex whack
she’s a wild cat
this alley cat
taste like Kit Kat
this Tom cat’s a big cat
no house cat
she lick that
tongue does Laps
she’s mishap
she talks back
I pat that
like tax back
she come back
this flat pack
from matt blatt
Shes mishap
in and out of that cat flap

my cocks so big it’s a fucking shame
girls make me lube up with Lidocaine
got potent juice like oxbane
pussy juice refuels the plane
(“May Day May Day we’re making a crash landing ”)
her landing strip I land this plane
this sex gone started a hurricane
banged her like a front door
put her head through the pane
full steam ahead
sex Choo Choo train
this church girl
using the lords name in vain
im Stallone
hit that ass up like rock-aay
im clint Eastwood
come make my day
heres woolfhouse mcbaine
to save the day
im John Mclaine
yippee ky aye
Arnold swart-zen-egger
aastar-La-vista bay-bey
im denzel but a whiter shade
im seg-al but i get laid
im van damn but less gay
im vin diesel but less lame
wesley snipes with more game
im John ceena but less vain
im Clint Eastwood with better aim
im Dwayne the rock with bigger frame
mickey rourke but less Ugg-lay
Shaun Conner-ree in octopuss-ay
Mr. T but with more bling
Bruce Lee with a bigger ding Ding
im swayzee with more pelvic thrusting
im arlee but my bedroom the ring
im samual L without the rant-in
Kurt cobaine with more Brains ‘ n
im Liam Neeson but don’t chase whim-in
im Charlie sheen fucking winning

dated twins once
(“how did u tell them apart”)
Lexi had blonde hair
and Steve had a
cock