Local Nights Chaos

Lyrics

**Verse 1**
Dad looks sick this morning after a heavy night at the local - Pig and Snout.
Drinking pints and red wine with the locals, laughter all about.
Eating nuts and crips without a care,
What a night, memories we share.

**Pre-Chorus**
Staggering home, under the moonlight glow,
Stopped for a wee, then down he goes.
In the bushes, what a sight to see,
Stinging his sausage, oh, the comedy!

**Chorus**
Oh what night, down at the local 'til early hours,
Drinking and laughing, lost in the powers.
Talking nonsense, stumbling around,
Oh what night, Tic Tocking, joy abound!

**Verse 2**
Dad passed out on the sofa, covered in snacks,
While I’m sneaking bites, no holding back.
Suddenly a rush, hear a dreadful noise,
Horrendous sound, no more joys.

**Pre-Chorus**
Running to the toilet, can’t hold it in,
Chaos in the bathroom, where to begin?
Splattering puke, what a scene,
Late night adventures, fit for a meme!

**Chorus**
Oh what night, down at the local 'til early hours,
Drinking and laughing, lost in the powers.
Talking nonsense, stumbling around,
Oh what night, Tic Tocking, joy abound!

**Outro**
Time for breakfast in the hole and hair of the dog,
Hoping for a miracle, but he’s still in a fog!
No more drinking for another day.