Junkfood Knightfall

Lyrics

[INTRO]
Yo, listen up, I got a tale to tell
'Bout a hero from Beezorg, doing well
I'm Blorbo the unhinged, here to save the day
Or so I thought, but my powers got in the way

[VERSE 1]
I wanted to save the world with my might
But my body's a mess, it's just not right
Ten kilos on the scale, I'm a fragile frame
Diabetes got me, it's a deadly game
My doc says I'm severe, my levels off the charts
But I got a cravin' for sweets, it's tearin' me apart

[CHORUS]
I am the music, I am the sound
But my health is failing, it's spinning me around
I'm trying to prevail, but it's hard to be
A hero with a body that's working against me

[VERSE 2]
I'm from a distant planet, 31 million light years away
I came to destroy, but now I'm here to stay
My skinny jeans ain't fitting right
My glorious hair, my chiseled jawline, it's just not tight
I'm eating all the junk, it's a crazy ride
But then I found Joyride, it's my new pride

[CHORUS]
I am the music, I am the sound
But my health is failing, it's spinning me around
I'm trying to prevail, but it's hard to be
A hero with a body that's working against me

[BRIDGE]
Bibby bibby bobby, zippy zippy zoppy
I'm on a mission, to make it right
Joyride's got the fiber, no junk in sight
I'm climbing to the top, gonna make it feel just right

[HOOK]
Joyride, it's my new vibe
No more junk, I'm feeling alive
High fiber, healthy too
I'm on the climb, gonna make it through

[VERSE 3]
Target's candy brands, I'm coming for you
Gonna take the top spot, it's what I'm gonna do
Subscribe and buy more, that's the plan
Joyride's on the rise, it's taking over the land

[CHORUS]
I am the music, I am the sound
But my health is failing, it's spinning me around
I'm trying to prevail, but it's hard to be
A hero with a body that's working against me

[OUTRO]
So there you have it, my story