Lyrics

[INTRO]
Oh, it’s April Fool’s Day,
The devil’s on the way,
With a smirk and a plan,
Waging war on every land.
[VERSE 1]
He said, “Let’s shake it up like hogs,
Make the markets crash like a bunch of dogs,
Devil Donnie’s got that flair,
Igniting chaos everywhere.
A trade war started, tensions rise,
With every truth he posted, a new surprise,
Economies turned upside down,
Heads are spinning all around and he looks like a clown, just wait till Billy two dogs comes to town!
[CHORUS]
Oh, devil Donnie, what have you done?
Global panic has begun,
Sowing seeds of fear and doubt,
Now the world can only shout,
“Let them eat my caca,” he sneers,
While all the global trade deals disappear.
[VERSE 2]
Peter Navarro in the shadows,
Whispers of a darker meadow,
The truth unfolds, who the fuck’s this man,
And what’s fake-assed “Ron Vara’s” master plan?
Playing puppeteer with strings,
While the economy stings,
Billy2dogs, is the chosen savior,
In a twisted game of survival behavior.
[CHORUS]
Oh, devil Donnie, what have you done?
Global panic has begun,
Sowing seeds of fear and doubt,
Now the world can only shout,
“Let them eat my caca,” he sneers,
While all the global trade deals disappear.
[BRIDGE]
Fools dressed in suits, they parade around,
Making fortunes while the people begin todrown,
Every tweet, a jab, a gnawing pain,
Playing with fire, oh, it’s insane.
Chaos reigning in a financial storm,
It's April Fool’s, but where’s the norm?
[VERSE 3]
Behind closed doors, they plot and scheme, destroying our lives of living the American dream,
It’s 3D chess with millions of lives on the line,
It’s a carnival ride—oh, how sublime.
But fools rush in, and their hearts will break,
The weight of the laughter, how much can they take?
Devil Donnies a fool, don’t look at his face, Elon’s in charge of this world and even outer space.