Lyrics

[Intro]
AYO!
New patch but the same fun-factor.
Why’d you buy 2,
When you can only fly one-tractor?
Hardcore gamin’ sesh
That I’ma come after.
(Let’s get-it)

[Verse One]
Playin Pee-oh-E!
Fine, you can watch me-go-pee
But Player please don’t breed
My little bottom
With that see-oh-see!
K?
Okay cool - back-to-the-game.
I shouldn’t have-to-explain
Why my build is way-better.
Your cosmetics are lame
While im rockin’ gay-leather.
And It feels so good,
Cuz anything gay feel way-better.

Now back to Path.

I shouldn’t have-to-ask,
Why you feel like you have-to-cast,
That spell that makes my
clothes disappear.
Every time,
I’m about to cast the spell that leaves you exposed as a queer.
How-do-you like-that?
Now your the gay one.
Don’t even try to fight-back!
Stop makin’ me get side-tracked!!

Aright now back to P. O. E.
the A. R. P. G.
That got everybody talkin’.
I started to run this shit,

Now everybody walkin’.
Cuz they know they can’t level up
At the speed that I’m clockin’.
Made me so hot, I had get my seamen-sock
To put my sequined-kock-in.
That’s right: I have a bejeweled-peenis.
It doesn’t take a schooled-genius
To know I got off topic a bit.
But that’s what happens when you having’ fun
Now excuse me while a take a bath-in-cum.
(Yeah)

[Chorus]
I wanna be a path-man baby!
I wanna take a nap in Afghanistan
With an afghan baby!
Sometimes I feel-like I’m a women
trapped in a boys body.
(Yeeeeeahhhhh!)

[Verse Two]
Now we really playin path!
You got my booty talkin’.
Booty clappin’.
Now let’s go kill this dragon.

So then we
Got to the cave where the dragon-slept.
Creaky wheels as the wagon-crept.
Just out front and we hopped-out
He woke up and his head popped-out.
This was no regular dragon, dog.
Cuz when we his pockets
and a magnum condom dropped-out.

This was a Bad-Dragon, no-mistaken.
And I mean “bad” as in naughty, dog,
Like Nathan-Drake-is, and he was patiently-waitin’.

He started panting, and asked if we wanted to hang-out.
No debate, player, I pulled my thang-out.
Then my homie pulled his thang-out.
STARTED FLIP FLOPPIN’,
and showed that dragon what this thang-bout!

God I love this game. (I LOVE IT!)
[Chorus]
I wanna be a path-man baby!
I wanna take a nap in Afghanistan
With an afghan baby!
Sometimes I feel-like I’m a women
trapped in a boys body.
(Yeeeeeahhhhh!)

[Bridge]
This is PC only,
It ain’t no game-boy!
You try to play
And you get drained-boy!
Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum!
I love that thang-boy!!!

[Outro]
Path of exile, y’all.
Download it now.
Free to play.
Come and find me.