Lyrics

[MOVIE SAMPLE]
"I'll tell you right now - if I ever find myself looking down the barrel of another person's gun, then I don't care WHO in the fukk they think they are - they're gonna have to come to the realization that ONE of us will be going home in a muthafukkin' BOX-... -...and guess who has two fukkin' thumbs, and who it AIN'T gonna be?!.. AAAAAAAAAAAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HHHWWAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!! It ain't gonna be THIS muthaFUKKUH!!!!!"

[VERSE 1]
Yo!!! Yo! Yo! YO!!!

YO! Big penny knuckle mushroom panic five times,
Old man fell in the sky like Becky Wingdrops!
YO!! Noodle berry fukkin' eyeballs on tha dimes,
Pickles and peppermints all sprinkled ovah Ring Pops!
Eight muthafukkuhz in the Fringe, gots a blue church!
Wallet wit' da' raffle ticket, time fo' mah Doctah Who search!
YO!! Hotta than yo' average pedophile Gramdmama,
Yo, 'dis chick gots extra-sharp, itchy rubbuh band drama!
Gimme foe-tee-three-fiddy, and I'll lick yo' whole sprinkler system!
Bubble strap doo flap, Batman gots tha liquor wisdom!

POP!! Puh-puh-POP!!
CHAIN GUN!! Juh-juh-juh-juh-juh-juh!
COP!! Cuh-cuh- COP!!
ENN JUNN!! Vuh-vuh-vuh-vuh-vuh-vuh!

YO!!! Call up Guadalupe wit' da' liquid fists!!
Aye, YO!!!! 'Dis one 'bout tuh gets bennnnndyyy!!
Five pile hickeys wit' da' flame-ass WATTA-melon!!

[VERSE 2]
Beanbag skirtin' wit' da' ice pick in neutral!
Pamalurch toe jam in da' crocodile poop hole!
Feedin' chewy-ass jackets to da' toofless baby!
Clappuh Channel shogun, yo! Call me, maybe?!..
I'm like Carly Rae Jeppson, take a hitta meth, son!
New Yoke jelly beans, scandalous breff, hun!
Decaf generator pulsin' at 'da anus flap!
Gramma Penetrator, Richard Lewis as a famous chapter!
YO!! WICKY-WICKY-windmill! Watch me pop a tooth wreck!
Candy-flippin' shrooms and acid on da' poop deck!
Da' aloof sleuth - YO!!! Queen of da' Neon Titties!
Y'all pulls yo' pants down, n' pop out little pebble shitties!
AYE!! Here come LeeRoy wit' da' bee-boy aftuh-burner!
Fantastic Nomad, scratch 'em wit' da' sand converter!

HAH-HAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!
YO!!!! Backpack panic button!!...

[VERSE 3]
AYE!!! Ghost in yo' asshole! Charge up da' flayvuh cake!
BLEH-BLEH-BLEH-BLEH-Bobby Three-Times wt' da' rayvuh rake!
Silly owl use a bath towel on da' engine block!
Time to make 'dat TikTok vid wit' Kirk an' Mistuh in Spock!
YO!! Tally-whackuh chedduh an' uh lettuh opener!
Big Nancy climbin' up a bettuh rope, an' huh
Fingaz gots stabbed by uh ginger aye-rab!
Uh nih-guh bess not try to grap at my Jupiter flab!..

YEEEE!!!! Muthafukkuh gots a cherry blimp!!
Watch out fo' Lenny Thundah! He da' canary pimp!
Pop n' lock witchya ass muscle!
Godnuhz gots a side job, YO!!! He 'bout 'dat grass hustle!..

Aaawwwwww, SNAPPY-WHAPPY!!...
All praises to mah Mee-Maw an' Pappy!
Ah gots tuh go 'cause mah knees be all chappy!
Cash me outside, flippin' on 'da frog patty!..

PEACE!!!!

Goin' home fo' 'dat thurdee minute NAP, bih-chez!!

Lil' Nih-guh Nay Nay signin' off!!...

(AYE!!! Do anybody gots some change fo' 'da bus?!... AYE, YO!!..)