Lyrics

[INTRO]
In a world where superheroes roam
A strange power was born, a curious tone
Silvio was his name, a gift so rare
The ability to explode, with a toot in the air

[VERSE 1]
He was fueled by cheeseburgers, a favorite treat
The more he ate, the more he'd fart, the more he'd compete
Criminals trembled with fear, as he patrolled the night
A master of flatulence, a hero in sight

[CHORUS]
Silvio, Silvio, the farting crusader
Saving the world, one toot at a time, he's a master
Exploding evil, with a burst of gas
The cheeseburger hero, that's who he is

[VERSE 2]
From bank robbers to murderers, they'd all meet their fate
A silent-but-deadly cloud, would seal their state
The police were baffled, as the crime rate fell
The mystery of the farts, only Silvio could tell

[CHORUS]
Silvio, Silvio, the farting crusader
Saving the world, one toot at a time, he's a master
Exploding evil, with a burst of gas
The cheeseburger hero, that's who he is

[BRIDGE]
Some say it's gross, some say it's bold
But when the world is safe, the haters grow old
Silvio's power's not a joke, it's a gift from above
A tool to protect, to serve and to love

[HOOK]
Farting for justice, he's on the case
The cheeseburger hero, with a smile on his face

[CHORUS]
Silvio, Silvio, the farting crusader
Saving the world, one toot at a time, he's a master
Exploding evil, with a burst of gas
The cheeseburger hero, that's who he is

[OUTRO]
Now Silvio's a legend, his name etched in gold
A hero of a different kind, his story to be told
The master of farts, a symbol of might
Silvio, the cheeseburger hero, shining bright.