Lyrics

"Welcome to the Forum (Eggshells & Echo Chambers)"

[Genre: Fast-paced alt-pop/punk with sarcastic spoken-word sections]

{Verse 1}

🎶 Welcome to the forum, where opinions go to die,
Where someone's always pissed, but they won't say why.
Step too hard—oh no!—now the eggshells cracked,
Now the whole damn thread's having a panic attack. 🎶

🎶 Somebody said "moist," now they’re losing their mind,
Cue the guy saying "she's too (adjective) for me"—bro, she’s blind to your kind. (WHO ASKED?)
Here come the pet police—"That collar looks tight!"
While their own dog's eating drywall out of pure spite. 🎶

{Pre-Chorus}

🎶 Nothing's ever right! You breathe? You're wrong.
You exist? Bad take. You post? Move along.
Survival's too easy, so we fight for no reason,
Welcome to the forum, it’s bad-faith season. 🎶

{Chorus}

🔥 Eggshells & echo chambers!
🔥 Battling the boldest keyboard rangers!
🔥 Oh look, another unpaid cop, policing sh*t that needs to stop!
🔥 Eggshells & echo chambers!
🔥 Screaming into a void of strangers!
🔥 The food chain's done, so now we bicker...
🔥 *Over dumb sht, so much dumber, so much quicker!

{Verse 2}

🎶 Oh great, here comes Professor Big Words
Wrote a novel in the comments but it still sounds absurd.
Oh look, a Big Brain with a freezing cold take,
Clutching their pearls like it’s all at stake. 🎶

🎶 "Is this your man?" "Am I the asshole?"
Bro, I don't know, but I bet you're not whole.
"Here’s a widowed veteran with no teeth or heat—
I would donate, but nah, I just farm reacts for free." (CLASSY!) 🎶

{Bridge} (spoken, chaotic build-up)

📢 "Hey guys, just a reminder that the way you phrased that was problematic—"
📢 "Actually, it's scientifically proven that my take is right, here's 47 links that nobody will read."
📢 "I think your kid’s car seat is facing the wrong way—"
📢 "Wait, who are you? You never comment, and THIS is your big debut?"
📢 "Um, actually, if you knew the real history of this topic—"
📢 "Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut UP!"

{Chorus} (bigger, louder, faster!)

🔥 Eggshells & echo chambers!
🔥 Battling the boldest keyboard rangers!
🔥 Oh look, another unpaid cop, policing sh*t that needs to stop!
🔥 Eggshells & echo chambers!
🔥 Screaming into a void of strangers!
🔥 The food chain's done, so now we bicker...
🔥 *Over dumb sht, so much dumber, so much quicker!

{Outro} (spoken, exhausted)

🎶 Having a battle of wits with unarmed opponents...
🎶 Everyone's got a take, but nobody's got a moment…
🎶 And somehow... we let this become life. 🎶

(beat drops out, final echo-y voice: "Welcome to the internet, enjoy your stay.")