Jimmy Rings: The Ballad of the Cheeked Crusader

Lyrics

(Verse 1)
In a galaxy torn, where the stars bleed red,
Jimmy Rings arose, with a fire in his head.
Master Cheeks they called him, with a mantle divine,
To crush the Covenant, make the human stars shine.
With cheeks of steel, forged in battle’s embrace,
He carved through the void, left no enemy trace.
(Pre-Chorus)
Oh, Cortana, blue lady, his heart’s guiding flame,
A digital goddess, whispering his name.
Through circuits and chaos, their love burned so bright,
Two souls intertwined in the endless fight.
(Chorus)
Jimmy Rings, with cheeks of steel,
Schreibin’ through the cosmos, makin’ foes kneel.
Spaghetti he does love, and Cortana is his heart
(Verse 2)
His Schreibin was a gift, a weapon like a sword,
Writin’ tales of valor that the heavens adored.
On battlefields broken, he’d Schreib in the dirt,
Odes to his triumphs, to the pain, to the hurt.
With a plate of spaghetti, his fuel for the fray,
He’d feast ‘neath the stars, then charge into the day.
(Pre-Chorus)
Cortana, his beacon, her voice like a song,
Guided his heart when the nights grew too long.
Through plasma and fire, her love held him near,
This blue lady’s wisdom, banishing fear.
(Chorus)
Jimmy Rings, with cheeks of steel,
Schreibin’ through the cosmos, makin’ foes kneel.
Spaghetti in his soul, Cortana in his heart,
Master Cheeks is forever, tearing grunts apart!
(Bridge)
The Covenant trembled when his name was sung,
A hero unchained, with a warrior’s tongue.
His cheeks never faltered, they gleamed in the fight,
Reflecting the stars in the cold, endless night.
He wrote of his Schreibin, in the journals he kept,
For Cortana’s glow, in his dreams where she slept.
(Verse 3)
The war was won, by his unyielding hand,
Jimmy Rings, the savior of Earth and every man.
The mantle of Cheeks, he bore with such pride,
With Cortana’s love, he’d never subside.
Now legends are told, by the fire’s warm light,
Of the man who loved spaghetti, and Schriebed with all his might.
(Final Chorus)
Jimmy Rings, with cheeks of steel,
Schreibin’ through the cosmos, makin’ foes kneel.
Spaghetti in his soul, Cortana in his heart,
Master Cheek forever, tearing elites apart!
(Outro)
Oh, Jimmy Rings, your story won’t fade,
With your shreibas, and the worlds that you saved.
Through Schreib and through steel, your legacy’s clear,
The man with the cheeks, we’ll forever revere.(Fade out with a heavy guitar riff and a faint whisper of Cortana’s voice)