Lyrics

[INTRO]
(Spoken)
At the bottom of Australia, where the sun shines bright,
Lives a blonde chick named April, oh what a curious sight.

[VERSE 1]
She’s perky and bright with a smile so sweet,
But behind that facade, there’s a tale to repeat.
Raised under the sun with the kangaroos play,
But her voice is a melody from far, far away.

[CHORUS]
Oh, April, the blonde white bear,
With a laugh like sunshine but a fierce, hidden glare.
Innocent eyes and a heart full of cheer,
But cross her, oh lads, and you'd better steer clear!

[VERSE 2]
On TikTok she’s shining, got followers galore,
But don’t take her lightly, she can settle the score.
With a wink and a giggle, she’ll reel you right in,
But beneath that sweet surface, there’s a storm to begin.

[CHORUS]
Oh, April, the blonde white bear,
With a laugh like sunshine but a fierce, hidden glare.
Innocent eyes and a heart full of cheer,
But cross her, oh lads, and you'd better steer clear!

[BRIDGE]
She’s gathering secrets, in a game of her own,
With an Italian twist and a British tone.
Friend or foe? It’s a dangerous chance,
When the blonde bear walks in, it’s a covert romance.

[VERSE 3]
She’s lining her ducks, one by one,
For Putin’s plans to be carried out and done.
With charm like a dazzler, she plays her sweet part,
But trust me, dear friends, she’s got Russia at heart.

[CHORUS]
Oh, April, the blonde white bear,
With a laugh like sunshine but a fierce, hidden glare.
Innocent eyes and a heart full of cheer,
But cross her, oh lads, and you'd better steer clear!

[OUTRO]
So next time you see her, just take a good look,
Behind that bright smile is a well-written book.
April, the blonde chick, she’s a mystery we see,
Innocence wrapped in a covert decree.