Lyrics

🎬 Intro (Instrumental – Bond guitar riff, slow building string

Verse 1

She walks like a secret you’re scared to repeat,
Perfumed in judgment and peppermint sweet.
She’s been down the aisle more times than the bride,
Now she’s got Charlie… and nothing to hide.

She answers the phones for the kingdom of dreams,
But whispers “They took Splash for them,” in hushed schemes.
Named her vacuum Donald — she calls it “her man,”
Says it’s the only one left who still understands…

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Chorus (Big, sweeping, Bond-style) 🎤

🎵 Code Name: Carol — she’s older, she’s bold,
A heart made of scripture and eyeliner gold.
She’ll kiss your baby, then flinch when they’re tan —
Says, “Aren’t they beautiful?” with the shake of a hand.

🎵 Code Name: Carol — the gossip is fire,
She’ll hug you with frost and a smile full of wires.
She’s church in the front and Fox News in the back,
With a broomstick parked right on the cul-de-sac.

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Verse 2 (Lower, sultry tone)

She forgets who you are but remembers your vote,
Loves Elton John… just not when he emotes.
She’s got seven ex-husbands and one confused cat,
And a list of opinions that no one asked at that.

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Bridge (dramatic strings swell – full spy melodrama)

🎶 She says, “I’m not racist — I just miss the charm…”
While clutching her pearls like a nuclear alarm.
She calls gossip “prayer,” and judgment “concern,”
But she’ll roast you in silence with every slow turn.

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Final Chorus (Powerful crescendo – full orchestra, thunder in the background)

🎵 Code Name: Carol — she’s lightning in pearls,
With a mind full of secrets and mismatched curls.
A whisper, a shadow, a potluck grenade,
With a Bible in hand and some sweet lemonade.

🎵 Code Name: Carol — she smiles, then explodes,
Leaves glitter and gossip wherever she goes.
From Disney call lines to alt-right memes,
She’s the villain in flats — and she haunts your dreams…

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Outro (Fading, eerie Bond guitar)

🎶 If you hear a hymn… and a hiss in the air…
Don’t turn around…
It’s Carol. She’s there.
Code name… Carol.