SWIPE left

歌词

# 🎵 “SWIPE LEFT ON MY MASTERPIECE” **[INTRO — SOUND OF A PHONE NOTIFICATION]** Yo, Mom, I made a song! It's fire! It's a banger! It's got skit skit scat, skittly dat baboon— **MESSAGE SEEN.** ...Wait. WAIT A DAMN MINUTE. SHE SWIPED IT AWAY?! 💀 **[VERSE 1 — BOUNCY RAP BEAT]** Mom rolls home from Amazon, tired from the shift, Center rider operator, giving packages a lift. Been working all day, yeah, I know she's worn out, But I sent her my new song, and she flicked that thing out! I said, "Mom, listen up, this is comedy gold!" She swiped my whole message like a story she'd been told. I put my heart in the lyrics, put the beat on fire, She treated my masterpiece like an expired tire! **[PRE-CHORUS]** I ain't asking for a Grammy, ain't asking for a check, Just a little "that's hilarious!" — is that too much to expect? I made a whole damn banger, put my soul into the tune, And my mom hit the swipe like, "Not today, baboon!" **[CHORUS — CATCHY, FUNKY BASS]** SWIPE, SWIPE — THERE GOES MY SONG! Worked all day, Mom, but what did I do wrong?! SKIT SKIT SCAT, SKITTLY DAT BABOON! Mom just flicked my masterpiece straight out of the room! SWIPE, SWIPE — MY DREAMS ON READ! Got a million little lyrics bouncing round my head! I made a whole hit, had the beat going BOOM! AND MY OWN MAMA SWIPED AWAY THE BABOON! **[VERSE 2 — FASTER FLOW]** She handles that rider, getting through the day, Meanwhile, I'm at home with a hit on replay. I'm thinking, "This is platinum! This is going worldwide!" Mom's probably just hungry with her work shoes untied. Now I'm sitting here wondering if the chorus was too much, Maybe I went too hard with the baboon and such. Maybe she needs dinner, maybe she needs a rest, But Mom, you gotta admit, that song was pretty fresh! **[SKIT — PHONE CALL SOUND EFFECT]** ME: "Mom, did you listen to my song?" MOM: "What song?" ME: "THE ONE I SENT YOU!" MOM: "Oh, I was tired." ME: "YOU DIDN'T EVEN HEAR THE BABOON PART?!" *Record scratch.* **[FINAL CHORUS — BEAT DROPS HARDER]** SWIPE, SWIPE — BUT I'M STILL GONNA RAP! Gonna put that baboon on the musical map! From the Amazon shift to the living room tune, SOMEBODY MAKE MY MOM HEAR THE BABOON! SKIT SKIT SCAT! LET THE BASS GO BOOM! MOM, COME LISTEN TO YOUR SON'S NEW TUNE! I LOVE YOU, MAMA, BUT I'M TELLING YOU SOON— YOU'RE GONNA KNOW EVERY WORD TO THE BABOON! **[OUTRO — BEAT FADES]** Mom...? You there? I made another song. *Phone notification.* **MESSAGE SWIPED.** ...BROOOOOOO. 💀