STI Shuffle Blues

Lyrics

(Intro)
Yo, I’m livin’ that life, got girls on the line,
Feelin’ like a player, but my health’s in decline,
Didn’t think twice, yeah, I thought I was smooth,
But these STIs came and ruined my groove.

(Verse 1)
Met a girl named Lisa, she was lookin’ fine,
We hit it off quick, then we crossed the line,
Woke up next morning, feelin’ kinda strange,
Now I’m googlin’ symptoms, tryna rearrange.

Chlamydia hit me, man, what’s the deal?
I thought we had fun, but this pain is real,
Doctor gave me pills, said, “Boy, you’ll be fine,”
But I’m thinkin’ ’bout the next one, tryna make her mine.

Next was Jenny, met her at the bar,
Took her back home, yeah, I thought I was a star,
But a week went by, and things weren’t right,
Now I’m burnin’ when I pee, like a fire at night!

(Chorus)
Got the itch, the burn, the awkward calls,
Hookin’ up with girls, now I’m dodgin’ the stalls,
From chlamydia to herpes, gonorrhea too,
STIs stackin’ up like bills, what to do?
I’m itchin’, scratchin’, yeah, it’s no joke,
Doctor said, “Boy, you’re playin’ with smoke,”
But I keep on slippin’, no lie, no disguise,
Now I’m collectin’ STIs like a prize!

(Verse 2)
Then there’s Katie, met her on a flight,
Mile-high club, yeah, thought it was tight,
But a rash popped up, man, what’s the score?
Doc said, “It’s herpes, bro, say no more.”

Syphilis crept in from a girl named Bree,
She was all about fun, but now I’m feelin’ weak,
Took a few weeks, but that sore appeared,
Now I’m callin’ up the clinic, “Yo, it’s just as I feared.”

Still hookin’ up though, like I ain’t learned,
Got the numbers saved, feelin’ undeterred,
But every new fling brings another test,
I should chill out, man, give it a rest!

(Chorus)
Got the itch, the burn, the awkward calls,
Hookin’ up with girls, now I’m dodgin’ the stalls,
From chlamydia to herpes, gonorrhea too,
STIs stackin’ up like bills, what to do?
I’m itchin’, scratchin’, yeah, it’s no joke,
Doctor said, “Boy, you’re playin’ with smoke,”
But I keep on slippin’, no lie, no disguise,
Now I’m collectin’ STIs like a prize!

(Bridge)
HPV, yeah, I caught that too,
Warts poppin’ up like “Who invited you?”
Thought I was slick, thought I was fine,
Now I’m tryna explain this to the next girl in line.

Met a girl named Holly, thought she was clean,
But you never really know what’s goin’ unseen,
Now I’m back in the clinic, swabbin’ my stuff,
STIs got me feelin’ like life’s too rough!

(Chorus)
Got the itch, the burn, the awkward calls,
Hookin’ up with girls, now I’m dodgin’ the stalls,
From chlamydia to herpes, gonorrhea too,
STIs stackin’ up like bills, what to do?
I’m itchin’, scratchin’, yeah, it’s no joke,
Doctor said, “Boy, you’re playin’ with smoke,”
But I keep on slippin’, no lie, no disguise,
Now I’m collectin’ STIs like a prize!

(Outro)
So fellas, take heed, wrap it up tight,
Or you’ll end up like me, losin’ the fight,
Hookin’ up’s fun, but trust me, you’ll find,
STIs’ll mess with both your body and mind!
Stay safe, stay clean, keep it in line,
Or you’ll be si