Lyrics

[Verse 1]
She’s got a coffee mug from ’92
Still says “World’s Best Mom” like it’s brand new
She’s wrangled two boys, two dogs, and a town
She cleaned up our messes, without burning it down

Fancy’s barking at the UPS van
Patches is judging all of our life plans
Debbie’s in flip-flops, cool as can be
Shaking her head, probably praying quietly.

[Chorus 1]
Happy, happy, happy, happy birthday
To the woman who did it her own way
You held us together with duct tape and grace
While smiling like life’s just a three-legged race
Now it’s time for your toes in the sand
With a fruity drink and no boys to command
Let the waves sing your praise as the sun slips away…
Happy, happy, happy, happy birthday!

[Verse 2]
You’ve dodged drama like a ninja in heels
Said “no thanks” to awards, while you cooked all our meals
They name buildings for folks who just made a plan—
You saved lives, then vanished like “nah, I’m good, man.”

You’re a mystery wrapped in a casserole dish
You helped everybody, never once made a wish
Except maybe for quiet, and a nap, and some gin
Now you’re lookin’ at retirement with a big ol’ grin

[Chorus 2]Happy, happy, happy, happy birthday
Roll the credits, cue the replay
From the sleepless nights to dog hair on pants
You’ve danced through chaos like it’s just a slow dance
Now it’s time for your passport in hand
No laundry, no cooking, just beaches and tan
Let the wind write your name in the sky every day…
Happy, happy, happy, happy birthday!

[Bridge 1 with Full Drama Mode from Powerful Chorus singer]
She’s the reason there’s still soup in the freezer
She once fought the HOA, like a pirate—seizure
Of the lawn gnome rights!

[insert overblown guitar riff]

Cue the Caribbean, cue the breeze
Cue that beach where she parks her legendary cheeks in the sand…

[Verse 3 Duet]

You never asked for trophies or a round of applause
You just fixed what broke and rewrote the laws
Of motherhood, magic, and unstoppable grit
And somehow still laughed through every bit

Now the dogs are groomed, and the car’s in drive
You’re finally ready to go live your best life
We’ll hold down the fort (well, we’ll try not to die)
While you chase sunsets and clear blue sky

[Chorus 3]
Happy, happy, happy, happy birthday!
Let the music play and the world sway
From beach towns to mountaintops, take your crown
You’re the queen who never needed a crown
This day’s for you, no chores, no demands
Just a beach chair, a breeze, and two margarita hands
Let this anthem remind you in every way…
Happy, happy, happy, happy birthday!