Lyrics

[MOVIE SAMPLE INTRO]
("Hey..... Yeah. Hey... So, I had a question...... Okay... Why is everyone so fukking stupid nowadays?.... I mean, no offense, but-... ...-well, even my own parents, my child, my lifelong best friend, the mailman, the female muscle-bound stockers at Walmart who have those bleached soul patches, public school teachers, charter school-... ...-well, charter school everyone, really...... They're all like these mindless, outspoken, and absolute bonafide idiots from Moron Land, or something... It's so. Fukking. Frustrating!")

[VERSE 1]
Just another day in Hell,
Tryna place a order at the Taco Bell.
Guess none o' these sour-faced bitches can tell
'Dat eye-contact be like a magic spell
'Dat can make a muthafukkin' workday go so well.
Yo' Gen-Z customer service ain't swell -
Snapchat mo' important than them tacos you sell,
And 'dat's why my opinion of yo' attitudes fell
Like a muthafukkin' clumsy-ass nih-guh who smell like
A moldy human ass 'dat I pass on 'da freeway,
Filled wit' cigarette ash, and a dash o' fukkin' sea spray.
Axe me a question, an' I'm-a say, "What 'da fukk did she say?!"
Yo! Buckle up yo' strap-ons - I'm-a givin' y'alls a B.J!

[CHORUS]
Pee bee an' jay, extra mayo!
A fat-ass rail o' 'dat yay- yo!
Juss git 'da fukk out my way, bro!
My shitt be juss like new Play-Dough!

Pee bee an' jay, extra mayo!
A fat-ass rail o' 'dat yay- yo!
Juss git 'da fukk out my way, bro!
My shitt be juss like new Play-Dough!

Squirt 'dat lube on yo' palm,
Cuz I'm sizzerin' yo' mom!

[MOVIE SAMPLE]
("Hey, you big, fat dumb-ass!! Guess what?!... Um, I dunno..... I foe-gots howda' speaks Inglish, moe-fukka!! You's lucky as a big ol' pink bean in between the vuh-jeen!!!....")

[VERSE 2]
Yo! Pack up yo' bags, 'cuz we goin' on a vay-cay!
'Dis nih-guh wanna play checkuhz, but I don't know howda play, hey!
Tiddy-sukk yo' penis 'cuz it's National Gay Day!
Put my butt inside yo' butt, feel so good, I be like, "Mayday!!!!"
Yo! Hungry as a muthafukka - 'bout to eat a Payday!
Rodeo donuts make me go nuts, like I'm cray-cray!
Give 'dis bitch a Bible, I'm-a teach ya' howda pray-pray!
Sex toy Christmas presents - puttin' 'em on layaway!
Pantsin' Charlie Manson while he dancin' on a dead man!
Nih-guh get so thirsty, he start drinkin' from a bed pan!
Trade my extra penis to a genius in a headband!
Tell Mama Cletus not to beat us wit' da' bread can!
Pat a fat cat named Matt as I freebase!
Buyin' lions offa Brian juss to cash in on da' rebates!
Laughin' at yo' dad cuz he have a bad pee-pee face!
Flashin' Cheryl Ladd, her sistuh Brad, makin' a creepy face!!

[CHORUS]
Pee bee an' jay, extra mayo!
A fat-ass rail o' 'dat yay- yo!
Juss git 'da fukk out my way, bro!
My shitt be juss like new Play-Dough!

Pee bee an' jay, extra mayo!
A fat-ass rail o' 'dat yay- yo!
Juss git 'da fukk out my way, bro!
My shitt be juss like new Play-Dough!

Squirt 'dat lube on yo' palm,
Cuz I'm sizzerin' yo' mom!

[MOVIE SAMPLE OUTRO]
("What's better, Ding-Dongs or Twinks?")