Funky Albo

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Hey Australia it's me, the one you voted in, I just wanted to say thank you, your vote really helped me win. During that time I promised you, I said that we'd do well, But let's be real I'm Albo, I've blown it all to hell. For the first 3 years I had a scapegoat, I'd blame covid or Donald Trump, I knew I had an outlet, to blame others for the slump. I'll never blame my own mistakes, I don't like humiliation I know what I'm gonna do, I'll just stand and blame One Nation. Yeah that's what I'm gonna do, and I'll have the country believe, That One Nation are all racist, they are all mean and only deceive. I'll call them a grievance vote, I'll label them as the neo nazi far right, I'll bombard the media I pay for with lies, and then I'll watch the country fight! And then I'll bring in digital laws, I'll appear like a hero to my sheep, They won't believe I started that, because they are all asleep. I'll clamp down on social media, I'll make it hard for the right to speak, And very few will stand up to me, because I made the country weak. Social cohesion I will destroy, opinions will be policed by me, Any thought that opposes mine, will be arrested that you'll see! I'll make One Nation a hate group, do my best to have them banned, And I'll make sure the Libs do as they're told, I am the king of this wide land. I'm Albo I never lie, I have the final decision, What i said yesterday means nothing, I'll just simply change my position. Truth is I'm a socialist, I believe in a global earth, I want to see the United Nations agenda, come here to give birth. So once again I thank you, I know you have my back, I'll continue to wage war on social cohesion, One Nation I will attack. I will continue to gaslight you I'll say all kind of things, Yeah I'll keep spending your money, even though it stings. So thankyou Australia, and I'll thank you once more When we win the next election, your freedom's out the door. The taxes I'll bring in, they'll be enough to make you cry, And the Australia you once knew, It's time for it to die. I'm Albo the Prime Minister, I am the adult in the room, You can't escape my hypocrisy, you can't avoid my doom. I'll say one thing today but tomorrow another decision, You will say I'm a liar, but I only ever really change my position...