Print that part

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# 🎵 PRINT THAT THING, SUPERVISOR! 🎵 *An AAA Workplace Comedy Anthem* **[Intro — Spoken]** “Hey, Zach, you ever take a 3D-printing class in high school?” “No, why?” “Well, I've been thinking about getting into 3D printing…” *Dramatic pause.* “Sir, we tow broken vehicles. We don't manufacture replacement parts!” “WELL, WE DO NOW!” **[Verse 1]** My supervisor came to me with a question outta nowhere, “Did you learn to 3D print back when you were in school somewhere?” I said, “No, boss, I was just trying to survive!” He said, “I wanna print motorcycle parts and keep my hobby alive!” He's got Celebrate points stacked up like a millionaire, Two thousand five hundred dollars just waiting to get spent somewhere! He's eyeing up a Bamboo Labs like a kid on Christmas Eve, Gonna print himself a motorcycle part that nobody needs! **[Chorus — Loud and Stupid]** 🎶 PRINT THAT THING! PRINT THAT PART! HE'S GOT A PLASTIC PRINTER AND AN INVENTOR'S HEART! BAMBOO LABS, LET THE FILAMENT FLOW! HE'S GONNA PRINT SOME STUFF JUST TO WATCH IT GROW! CELEBRATE POINTS! HE'S LIVING THE DREAM! MAKING PLASTIC MOTORCYCLE PARTS ON A LASER-BEAM MACHINE! HE STARTED WITH A QUESTION, NOW HE'S RUNNING THE SHOW! IF IT FITS IN THE PRINTER, HE'S READY TO GO! 🎶 **[Verse 2]** He wants a little bracket, maybe something for the bike, A custom little gadget that he thinks he's gonna like. Then a hook for the garage, then a holder for a tool, Pretty soon he's printing stuff that'd make a hardware store look foolish! I'm out here on the flatbed, doing AAA calls, He's designing plastic widgets that'll hang upon the walls! I'm hauling broken cars while he's planning his next creation, Pretty soon he'll be printing parts for the entire corporation! **[Spoken Interlude]** “AAA, what's your emergency?” “My motorcycle's broken!” “Okay, sir, we'll send a flatbed.” “No, no, no! I NEED A 3D-PRINTED PART!” “Sir, this is roadside assistance.” “THEN ASSIST ME WITH MY FILAMENT!” “...I'm transferring you to my supervisor.” “THAT'S ME! I'M THE SUPERVISOR!” *Record scratch.* “...Well, this is awkward.” **[Verse 3]** Now he's watching YouTube videos, learning all the tricks, Comparing printer models, looking up the latest specs. He's talking about dimensions, resolution, and design, Meanwhile I'm just wondering if my lunch break's still on time! He's got points for a printer, got a garage full of dreams, He's about to turn his workshop into a plastic factory machine! One day he'll print a bracket, next day he'll print a throne, Then he'll print a tiny tow truck just to tow his printer home! **[Final Chorus — Everybody Yell!**] 🎶 PRINT THAT THING! PRINT THAT PART! HE'S GOT A BAMBOO PRINTER AND A MECHANIC'S HEART! CELEBRATE POINTS, LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL! HE'S PRINTING MOTORCYCLE PARTS WITH ABSOLUTE CONTROL! HE ASKED ME ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL, NOW HE'S READY TO CREATE! HE'S GOT TWO-THOUSAND-FIVE-HUNDRED-DOLLAR HOBBY GATE! HE'S THE KING OF THE GARAGE, THE FILAMENT MACHINE! THE MOST OVERQUALIFIED PLASTIC-PART-MAKING SUPERVISOR THAT YOU'VE EVER SEEN! **[Outro — Spoken]** “So, boss… did you order the printer?” “Not yet.” “What are you waiting for?” “I'm researching.” “You've been researching for three weeks!” “ZACH, I'M COMPARING INFILL PATTERNS!” “...I'm going back to the flatbed.” *Printer noises intensify.* “WAIT! COME BACK! I NEED YOU TO TEACH ME THE THING YOU DIDN'T LEARN IN HIGH SCHOOL!” **END.**