Lyrics

Gather ‘round, let me tell you straight,
Without Jose, bruh—we evaporate! ☠️💨
Funds? Frozen. Numbers? Dead.
Company drowning—Jose fled! 😱

But nah, he stays, keeps us afloat,
Fixes problems before they’re wrote. ✍️
Budgets balanced, profits high,
Jose’s the reason we touch the sky! 🚀

He Runs the Show, We Just Watch

Forecasts? Locked. Cash flow? Tight.
Products drop? They lookin’ right.
Payroll hits, checks arrive,
Only ‘cause Jose keeps us alive! 💰

From Ray on down, we all depend,
Lose Jose? That’s the end!
Ray pays him more—keeps him glad,
‘Cause without Jose, this place goes bad!

The Tesla Obsession (But Why the Hate?)

But wait—one thing’s strange,
His Tesla love is outta range. 🚗⚡
Drives it fast, loves the ride,
But say “Elon?”—he wanna hide! 😤

How you love the car but hate the man?
That’s like hatin’ burgers but lovin’ the pan! 🍔😂
Tesla’s sleek, fast as heck,
But bring up Musk? Jose’s a wreck!

Jose the Legend (Give Him His Flowers!)

We joke around, we laugh, we tease,
But Jose keeps the lights on, please! 💡
No Excel? We’re in despair,
Numbers crashin’ everywhere! 📉

He’s the glue, the brain, the GOAT,
Keeps us afloat like a million-dollar boat! 🚢
So give him respect, don’t be rude,
Or next month’s budget? “LOL dude.” 😆

Ray knows better—keeps him paid,
Jose’s the ace in every trade! 🃏💰
So let’s raise a toast, give props today,
To Jose the Genius—he don’t play!