Lyrics

[Intro – Smooth, groovy beat, funky bassline]
Oh yeah, everybody on the floor…
Let’s go, let’s move… you know what to do!

[Verse 1 – Simple, classic dance commands]
Step to the left, step to the right,
Hands in the air, make ‘em feel the vibe.
Turn it around, take it down low,
Now bring it back up—real nice, real slow!

[Pre-Chorus – A little more energy, but still normal]
Clap, clap, spin around,
Wave your hands, stomp the ground!
Slide left, slide right,
Everybody feelin’ alright?

[Chorus – Getting weirder]
Now shake it like a rubber duck!
Freeze like a deer infront'a truck!
Blink twice, touch your nose,
Now dance like your shoes are full of Jell-O!

Pat your belly, wiggle your toes,
Sneeze dramatically, strike a pose!
Now roll like a burrito tight,
Cheese it up—extra bright!

[Verse 2 – More nonsense, subtle build-up to chaos]
Step, step, now do-si-do,
Pretend you’re on a game show!
Waddle like a penguin, beep like a car,
Now act like you forgot where you are!

[Pre-Chorus – Getting more suspicious]
Flap your arms, do the worm,
Pretend you’re late, now look concerned!
Spin three times, whisper “WHY?”
Now do a jazz square with tears in your eyes!

[Breakdown – Sudden aggression]
AND NOW—
JUST. DO. IT.

[Beat cuts out. Pure silence.]
[Deep breath. Music immediately resumes like nothing happened.]

[Chorus – Peak weirdness]
Act like a cat that just saw a ghost!
Write an email… but don’t hit post!
Point dramatically at the sky,
Now argue with an invisible guy!

Sing the alphabet in reverse!
Cry like you just got cursed!
Now stand completely still and stare…
Until the beat drops—YEAH!

[Beat drops again, chaos resumes]

[Outro – Coming down, but still weird]
Breathe in… breathe out…
Now act like none of this happened.
Smile politely…
And moonwalk away.

[Music fades, sound of confused breathing, one final whisper]
JUST DO IT.