Lyrics

[Genre: Comedy-Edu Pop Rock with desert synths, stomps, chant breaks, and sarcasm]

{Intro – [Mystical synth, desert flute, distant whispers]}
[Whispered]
🎤 Desert heat… no blueprint… no plan…
🎤 Just vibes, triangles, and sweaty-ass men.
🎤 HOWWW?!?


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{Verse 1 – [Guitar riff kicks in, playful but dramatic]}
🎶 They moved two million stones—no lie,
No cranes, no wheels, just sweat and sky.
The sun was BRUTAL, the blocks were THICK—
Meanwhile you’re “just tired,” so you call in sick. 🎶

🎶 Aliens? Please, weirdo. Save it for Reddit.
Let’s give the Egyptians some damn credit!
Stubbed your toe? Need to sit?!
These people were out here building real shit! 🎶


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{Chorus – [Freakout energy, shoutable]}
🎶 HOW THE HELL DID THEY DO IT THOUGH?!
They’ve been tryna figure it out—and still don’t know!
No machines! No drone in sight!
This is the sh*t that keeps me up at night! 🎶

🎶 HOW DID THE ANCIENTS GET IT SO RIGHT?!
Aligned with the stars, at a perfect height!
Thousands of years and it’s still on point—
While I fall apart just tryin’ to function right. 🎶


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{Verse 2 – [Faster pace, informative + edgy]}
🎶 Not built by slaves—that’s wrong as hell,
They had food, they had breaks, they were treated well!
Paid in bread, beer, onions too—
Honestly, better benefits than I ever knew. 🎶

🎶 They used copper tools and pulled with ropes,
So sick of the “forced labor” trope!
Ramps? Maybe. Levers? Probably were.
They got it done—and we’re still not sure! 🎶


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{Bridge – [Stomp-clap, chaotic build-up]}
🎶 They stacked it up—SO. DAMN. HIGH.
No cranes. No trucks. Just some guy.
We’re talkin’ FOUR HUNDRED FEET in the freakin’ sky…
🎶 GOOD THING THAT ONE DUDE WAS FORKLIFT CERTIFIED!! 🎶


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{Breakdown – [Chant + clapping, hype]}
🎤 Sand! Stone! Sweat! Math!
🎤 Respect the ancient working class!
🎤 Sand! Stone! Sweat! Math!
🎤 Try buildin’ that—then talk some smack!

[Background: Echo of claps, faint meow from Dieter]


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{Final Chorus – [Key change, belt it]}
🎶 HOW THE HELL DID THEY BUILD THE PYRAMIDS?!
Brains, brawn, and zero shortcuts, kids.
They did the math, they brought the might—
🎶 While we can only guess… and hope it’s right. 🎶

🎶 HOW THE HELL DID THEY BUILD THE PYRAMIDS?!
Still blowin’ minds like conspiracy vids.
They did the work, they earned the fame—
So put some RESPECT on their triangle game!! 🎶


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{Outro – [Desert wind, flute fade]}
[Spoken]
🎤 They did it without influencers, y’all.
🎤 Also… cats were sacred. So like... He feels seen.
[Dieter: meow