Lyrics

(Verse 1)
Carlos comes runnin' every time I grill,
Says he’s hungry, can’t sit still.
He don’t want tacos, nope, no eggs—
He’s cravin’ that meat between my legs!
(Pre-Chorus)
It’s spicy, it’s tender, it’s full of flair,
Wrapped in boxer briefs, seasoned with care.
He brings a fork, I say “No way!”
This is finger food, babe, the natural way!
(Chorus)
Oh Carlos, you carnivore king,
You make my sausage wanna dance and sing!
You say it’s love, not just a phase,
For the juicy meat between my legs!
(Verse 2)
We hit the deli, he starts to sweat,
Pointin' at salami, sayin’ “Not done yet!”
But when we get home, he drops to his knees—
Says, “This is the meat that brings me peace!”
(Bridge)
It ain’t a hot dog, it’s not a brat,
It’s the five-star beef that hits the spot.
No need for buns, no side of slaw,
Carlos loves it raw and full of awe!
(Final Chorus)
Carlos, oh Carlos, don’t beg or plead,
You know I got exactly what you need!
In rain or shine, through all your craze,
You’ll always want the meat between my legs!
(Outro - Spoken)
"Sorry vegans… Carlos is on a strict meat diet!