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Diogo Jota and Harvey Elliott will be absent for Liverpool until after the international breakin November says Arne Slot.

well i wonder will nunez score some goals Tom
and i wonder will trent leave liverpool in the summer Tom
probably probably
definitely maybe
lately i've been feeling kinda blue

i've seen some things on the internet.
that salah might leave if he does we're dead.
and robbie's so happy that arsenal drew.
i'll slap him the face with a pick and i'll choose

so chew chew chew just like a train.
cal swallowed a chewing gum so fucking sad
i'm going insane remember kermit the frog
bruno is in shambles he's losing the plot
and it's great
it's so damn funny
but salah's gonna leave and trent's hopping like bunnies
i tell ya what tom
riddle me this darren
riddle me this dorn
how come city arent relegated yet? i have no clue. i have to choose between kicking up a fuss but it won't do much

when you look at the TV what do you see?
i'll tell you what i see
a guy who doesnt use shampoo he uses mr sheen
and a guy made out of a weetabix please