Lyrics

My name is Mr. Ison
I work at the food center warehouse

I don’t allow mobile games
But I play geoguesser when I’m bored to pain

I’ve seen every movie that is known to man
And I’ve played every video game that I can.

WHAT, NO DON’T DO THAT!

We need your pee for the drug test.
Whatever you’re doing in there, STOP IT!

I fell off the dock and all I said was OWWW!
I’m actually tough although I look like a cow.

First of all why, second of all how. And third I’m kind of impressed. Don’t you ever stack the plate racks on top each other like that.

I don’t like sports, and not March madness. But I fill out pizza brackets cause I can’t say no to fatness.

I’m the warehouse goat, they think I’m the best. They even obey me when I give a pee test.

Your mom is not a virgin and your father’s the devil. You have to be a genius to think on my level.

WHAT? You took a picture of the rat trap?
DELETE THAT!

I called a morning meeting at 8 a.m. these loser warehouse workers can’t are as stupid as a can.

I don’t mind if they slack when we’re not behind.
But we’re always operating at like an 85!!

I ask moral questions to my Gee A’s
I asked Nathan Terrel if he’d help me behave.
I want to go meet a girl named Jessica.
My wife can’t know cause she’s miss America!

I’m the warehouse goat, they think I’m the best. They even obey me when I give a pee test.
Your mom’s not a virgin and your father’s the devil. You have to be a genius to be on my level!!

DELETE THAT!
DELETE THAT!
WHAT, WHAT, WHAT??
DELETE THAT!

No one can know serve rat feces at the varsity
We set rat traps, I hope it’s the key.

Every now and then, my son acts up.
So I head over to beat him even if he throws up.
I don’t draw much blood even if he’s terrible.
He punches other kids just like my example!

I’m the warehouse goat, they think I’m the best!
They even obey when I give a pee test.
Your mom’s not a virgin and your father’s the devil. You have to be a genius to think on my level.