Lyrics

Eating grapes with my grandma;
She only has three teeth.
She made a rotten queef.
Cutting a steak with a bandsaw;
There's too much corn to shuck,
I'm all like, "What the fuck?!"

Now, Jennifer offered bagels to the naked cops.
David threw a cracker at the dead cyclops.
Well, Sandra combed her arms with a goldfish tooth.
Then Becca gave a handjob to Doctor Ruth.
I guess that's why we all play second fiddle
To that crackhead who pooped on a McGriddle.

Tag-teaming mom with my grandpa;
She is his little girl -
She's my entire world.
Share some bamboo with Mister Panda;
He chews it like a boss -
Gonna need dental floss.

Now, Jeremy showed his penis to a schizo nun.
Alicia watched her sister pole dance just for fun.
Well, Jacob scared a cricket with his menacing glare.
Then Randle French-braided Martha's pubic hair.
I guess that's why we all play second fiddle
To that crackhead who pooped on a McGriddle.

Yeah! Cough on an otter!
Unh! Flash-fry your daughter!
BOOP!! Welcome back, Kotter!
WHEEEE!! They call me Twat-Swatter!....

Now, offered bagels to the naked cops.
David threw a cracker at the dead cyclops.
Well, Sandra combed her arms with a goldfish tooth.
Then Becca gave a handjob to Doctor Ruth.
I guess that's why we all play second fiddle
To that crackhead who pooped on a McGriddle.
Why did he do it? There's no answer to that riddle.
So let's just go watch Malcolm In The Middle.