Lyrics

[INTRO]
Oh, here comes Barker, the plumber's delight,
With a wrench in his hand, he's ready to fight,
Leaky pipes and clogs, they don't stand a chance,
When he rolls into town, it's a plumbing romance.

[VERSE 1]
Barker the feel cunt, with his swagger so bold,
Fixing up the messes, worth his weight in gold,
Climbing under sinks, through the grime and the dirt,
With a laugh and a grin, he never shows hurt.

[CHORUS]
Oh, Barker the plumber, the king of the scene,
With his trusty toolbox, and his hands so clean,
He’s got all the fixes, knows just what to do,
When he tightens those bolts, you'll be feeling brand new!

[VERSE 2]
Late night emergencies, he’s the one they call,
With his heart full of kindness, he’s ready for it all,
Dripping faucets hush now, your days of despair,
Barker’s in the house, he’ll always be there.

[BRIDGE]
Underneath the surface, where the leaks may hide,
He will shine a light, put the fear aside,
Toilet troubles, broken drains, every crisis faced,
With a wink and a chuckle, never goes to waste.

[CHORUS]
Oh, Barker the plumber, the king of the scene,
With his trusty toolbox, and his hands so clean,
He’s got all the fixes, knows just what to do,
When he tightens those bolts, you'll be feeling brand new!

[HOOK]
Barker, Barker, feel cunt extraordinaire,
With his plunger held high, he’s beyond compare,
From leaks to repairs, he’s the one who can save,
A hero in overalls, so bold and so brave.

[VERSE 3]
So if you find trouble, don’t worry or fret,
Barker’s on his way, with no need for regret,
With laughter and skill, he'll undo your woes,
In the world of plumbing, he’s the star of the show!

[CHORUS]
Oh, Barker the plumber, the king of the scene,
With his trusty toolbox, and his hands so clean,
He’s got all the fixes, knows just what to do,
When he tightens those bolts, you'll be feeling brand new!