Lyrics

(Verse 1)
Woke up this morning, feeling a bit strange, "Hee hee!"
A bulge in my rear, a most peculiar range. "Ooh, ah!"
Thought it was a tumor, a growth gone astray, "Ha!"
But no, it's my rectum, doing the cha-cha! "Yeah!"
(Chorus)
Prolapsed rectum, hanging low, "Hee hee!"
A fleshy protrusion, a comical show. "Ooh, ah!"
Pushing and shoving, trying to get back in, "Ha!"
A medical marvel, a most unusual sin. "Yeah!"
(Verse 2)
Doctor said surgery, a risky affair, "Hee hee!"
But I'm a rebel, I don't really care. "Ooh, ah!"
I'll wear it with pride, this fleshy display, "Ha!"
A unique accessory, for a special day. "Yeah!"
(Bridge)
Some people may laugh, some may stare, "Hee hee!"
But I'll embrace my difference, I won't despair. "Ooh, ah!"
I'm a prolapsed rectum pioneer, "Ha!"
A trailblazer, a visionary, it's crystal clear. "Yeah!"
(Chorus)
Prolapsed rectum, hanging low, "Hee hee!"
A fleshy protrusion, a comical show. "Ooh, ah!"
Pushing and shoving, trying to get back in, "Ha!"
A medical marvel, a most unusual sin. "Yeah!"