Lyrics

“Craig and His Third Leg”

(Verse 1)
There’s a man named Craig, with a beard so long,
An electrician by trade, but that’s not all in his song.
Got a “third leg” that’s mighty, thick, and strong,
And it’s more than you’d think—he can do no wrong.

(Chorus)
Oh, Craig, the man with a plan,
A big ol’ beard and a leg like a ram!
Swings it like a bat, jumps like a pro,
With that third leg, he steals the show!

(Verse 2)
On the field, Craig’s got no bat in hand,
Just his trusty “third leg,” the pride of the land.
Home runs, pop flies, balls out of sight,
Craig’s got the swing that makes it all right.

(Chorus)
Oh, Craig, the man with a plan,
A big ol’ beard and a leg like a ram!
Swings it like a bat, jumps like a pro,
With that third leg, he steals the show!

(Bridge)
He’s fixing lights, he’s hopping around,
A pogo stick king in this small town.
Need a stand? He’s got you covered,
With that third leg, the man’s discovered!

(Verse 3)
Folks gather ‘round to see him in action,
From power lines down to his pogo satisfaction.
He’s Craig the legend, with that beard so thick,
And a third leg that’s built for every trick.

(Chorus)
Oh, Craig, the man with a plan,
A big ol’ beard and a leg like a ram!
Swings it like a bat, jumps like a pro,
With that third leg, he steals the show!

(Outro)
So here’s to Craig, the king of the crew,
A master with wires, a legend who’s true.
With his third leg handy and his beard so grand,
Craig’s the electrician we all understand!