Lyrics

(Verse 1)
Chillin’ with my friends, having a blast,
Laughin’ so hard, time’s flyin’ fast.
But oh no, here it comes, that tickle in my nose,
I lean back, I sneeze—then my secret blows.

A thunderclap fart, loud as a roar,
Everyone’s starin’, I can’t ignore.
But wait, it’s worse, what’s this new start?
Oh no, man, I think I sharted hard!

(Chorus)
Sneeze, fart, and fall apart,
Who knew a moment could hit this hard?
From a sniffle to a pants disaster,
Now I’m prayin’ this don’t get plastered!

(Verse 2)
The smell hits the air, my friends step back,
“Oh man, what’s that? Did you just crack?”
I try to laugh it off, but my face is red,
Thinking ’bout the laundry I’ll face ahead.

Every time it happens, it’s a roll of the dice,
A sneeze so violent, it comes with a price.
From a toot to a mess, it’s a slippery slope,
Now I’m holdin’ tight, livin’ on hope!

(Chorus)
Sneeze, fart, and fall apart,
Who knew a moment could wreck your heart?
From a tickle to a foul smell rising,
Life’s cruel humor’s just so surprising.

(Bridge)
You’re going strong, living the dream,
Then a sneeze drops you into a bad meme.
They say, “Let it out,” but man, at what cost?
Now I’m sittin’ here, dignity lost.

(Solo)
(Guitar riff echoes the chaos of a sneeze exploding into chaos, sharp and heavy.)

(Chorus)
Sneeze, fart, and fall apart,
A comedy show, but you’re the star.
From a chuckle to a pants grenade,
Who knew life could be such a parade?

(Outro)
So next time you sneeze, tread with care,
Think of me and my underwear.
It’s a dangerous game, that’s what I’ve learned,
One wrong move, and your day’s overturned.