Lyrics

Verse 1
Screaming
Oh, he’s got my photo set as his lock screen,
Shows it off to his friends like I’m some damn queen.
Made a playlist called “Her Smile’s My Sun,”
Every song’s about love, dude, we’ve barely begun.

He’s out here writing our “story” in a journal,
Says he’ll read it at our wedding, like it’s eternal.
Buys two of everything, says it’s “just in case,”
Boy, you’re moving at a rocket’s pace!

Chorus
Oh, he’s simping, yeah, he’s lost in the haze,
Thinks he’s Prince Charming in a fairytale phase.
Holding doors like it’s 1825,
I’m dying laughing, he thinks it’s the vibe.

He’s watching rom-coms to “learn what girls want,”
Practicing his speeches like we’re having lunch.
Oh, he’s simping, yeah, it’s tragic but sweet,
Trying so hard, he’s lost in defeat.

Verse 2
He’s bought tickets to shows he thinks I love,
“Surprise!” he says, but I’m laughing above.
Started learning my “favorite recipes” too,
Bro, I never even told you I liked tofu!

Reads my horoscope daily, sends me updates,
Thinks if Mercury’s aligned, it’s a sign from fate.
Texts “sweet dreams” with stars and hearts,
Boy’s living in chapters of romance charts.

Chorus
Oh, he’s simping, yeah, he’s doing the most,
Acting like some Shakespearean ghost.
Brought a journal where he sketches my face,
Told me it’s “art,” but I’m dying in place.

Planning road trips to places I’ve “always dreamed,”
Based on two things I once said in a meme.
Oh, he’s simping, yeah, I can’t look away,
Writing our future like it’s all okay.

Bridge
He’s got a hoodie with my initials stitched,
Bought it in bulk, thinks it’s some magic fix.
Made a vision board with pictures of us,
Bro, calm down, I’m just laughing in fuss.

Breakdown
Has a keychain engraved with “Forever Yours,”
Holding his heart like it’s out on tour.
Holds my hand like we’re stars in a scene,
But this movie’s just his twisted dream.

Outro
Oh, he’s simping, yeah, bless his mind,
Lost in his love like he’s one of a kind.
But the harder he tries, the funnier it goes,
Living a romance nobody knows.

So keep simping, yeah, it’s good for a laugh,
While I sit back, watching your crafted path.
Oh, he’s simping, yeah, too far gone,
Lost in a love story he wrote all wrong.