Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Backup camera sees what's comin'
While I keep on backwards runnin'
Through life with my eyes half-closed
Down paths where angels fear to go
[Twang riff]
[Chorus]
Why's my truck smarter than me?
Got more sense than I'll ever be
[Verse 2]
Lane assist keeps me in line
While I cross every boundary I find
Blind spot warnings flash and blink
But I still don't stop to think
About consequences down the road
'Fore jumping in headfirst mode
[Chorus]
Why's my truck smarter than me?
Makes better choices naturally
[Bridge]
Anti-lock brakes know when to stop
Cruise control maintains the top
GPS shows the right direction
While I ignore every suggestion
That might lead to my protection
From my own misguided selection
[Rap]
Automatic emergency braking system
Voice commands and built-in wisdom
Parking assist and tire pressure monitoring
Safety features constantly bothering
telling me what I should do
While I'm out here acting the fool
Making choices that ain't cool
Breaking every golden rule
That momma taught me way back when
Then wondering why I'm here again
In another situation
Needin' some explanation
For my latest revelation
Of pure determination
To prove I ain't got the sense
That came factory-installed and dense
In my four-wheeled evidence
[Verse 3]
Climate control knows the weather
While I wear shorts in December
Auto-high beams light the night
But I can't see what's wrong from right
[Chorus]
Why's my truck smarter than me?
Guess that's just how it's gonna be
[Outro]
(At least it can't drink whiskey)
[Soft guitar fade]